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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, female body is a work of art.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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That's right. I'm two in the hole.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's like you're living in the Playboy Mansion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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A drafty apartment. A sweaterless friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, aren't you the boss of him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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This bread has nuts in it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I front of the whole party, he says:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Why not? It's a good look for a woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I asked if I could borrow a sweater. -A cashmere sweater.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...in some cheap MetLife Windbreaker. Now it is payback time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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When I was in Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Webelos...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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You can get through six a day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-You got a little rage. -I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Remember that party he threw a few years ago?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I don't know, a little something called, Step 9?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.1s

Yeah, let him chew on that for a while.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

4.3s

Instead of an apology he was bebopping and scatting all over me.