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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E18 The Doorman

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I don't have a hi-fi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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When women smile, I don't know what it means.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know if I'm supposed to smile back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I just stood there. Remember Quayle when...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...Bentsen gave him the Kennedy line? That's what I looked like.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She bought.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You do not. - Absolutely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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We should do this again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She invites me up at 12:00 at night for coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And I don't go up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't want coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It keeps me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Too late for me to drink coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I said this to her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't imagine what she must think of me.