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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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It's for special occasions, this thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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He's a sportswriter for the Daily News.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- I can't believe I get paid for this. - God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- What do you want me to do, not look? - Pretend you didn't know it was there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- Can you see it? - It's hard to pretend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I had a feeling you would like it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Well, you know, book reports, that kind of stuff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- So you started drinking. - So we started drinking, and...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...that you never breathe a word to anyone about...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Well, you didn't have to say it like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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You know, because I've worked in a lot of offices...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- ...because I know where it is. - Can't you take an overview?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- You don't drink. - I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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He can't drink. He's an alcoholic. I told you to hold it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I want you out of here by the end of the day.