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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Thank you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I hate you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You wanna talk about hotels, or you wanna win some ball games?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Hey, hey. Kramer, what are you doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-It's not complicated. -Now, who are you again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.