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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Salsa, seltzer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.2s

No, not seltzer, salsa.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.3s

Do you have any salsa?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

1.7s

Why don't they have salsa on the table?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

3s

Salsa is now the number-one condiment in America.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.8s

Salsa is now the number-one condiment in America.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

Not by a long shot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.6s

...and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested Kruger.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

2.5s

I feel like I got a B12 shot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.7s

And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.4s

And that doesn't affect your appetite?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.1s

So we order lunch, and we're talking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.4s

And then, you slide it into the oven.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You panicked, and you told her you liked her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.8s

...and I make up things just to see if he's paying attention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.8s

Look, I can give you these, and you can roll them yourself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

4.1s

So I'm looking at it. I look up and see she's looking at it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3s

In fact, let me call his machine now, and I'll make up some excuse...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.8s

This is the thing where you go and you have to make your own pizza?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee so I can spit it in your face!