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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I'll be taking over this whole place someday...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Maybe I'll have a talk with him. - I know you will.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Maybe one of those director's chairs. - That's kind of a pompous look.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- So you're gonna get him a chair? - Yeah. It's a question of what kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Would you get out of here. Who's gonna turn down a chair?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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There's a lot of women that would love to be in your position right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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What kind of person is this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- One of those vinyl things? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Because he's a security guard.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Why shouldn't he have a chair?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- That's a nice store. - It's her uncle's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- You renting a house in Tuscany? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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He can't jump out of the chair? How long does that take?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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You know, I was just a little surprised.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...in one spot for eight hours a day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...this man has to stand eight hours a day...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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When you're in a store, does it bother you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Thinking about a barstool. - That'd give him some height.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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It's inhumane to make a man stand on his feet...