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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Let the kids see a real, live Yankee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I used to share that very same outlook...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What are these? Take me to your leader.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-ln early Euclidean geometry they-- -George, I have to have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.