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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.7s

Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.3s

...pounding and pounding on the bottom of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

3s

...so that someday I might be able to walk up to a woman and say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.4s

...you'll, of course, tell him how much you liked it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

3s

They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

2.4s

Well, you didn't hear it from me, but needless to say...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

3.4s

You know what's funny to me? That diploma up on the wall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

4.5s

...this pilot, it doesn't matter to me. It's not me I'm concerned about...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

4.7s

- I thought your mother's paying for it. - And she slaves to earn every penny...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

3.4s

What, am I waiting to win an Oscar here? This is all I have in my life.