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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-For instance, the atom. -Goodbye, George.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why are we flying over the Andes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Let the kids see a real, live Yankee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-We wound up talking all night. -You're enjoying the not enjoying.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.