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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I left some books in her apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What, am I seeing Sinatra in there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You're too nice a guy. - I am. I'm a nice guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I was trying to make a point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- I think I swallowed a fly. - Oh, God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Why don't you make a point with your own doctor?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Then she started to cry, and I weakened a little bit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion. Right off!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry, the voice said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Then the cursing started.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...for the rest of your bill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...Ahab and the whale become good friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...where she uses up the whole machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I started with the word listen. I said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She's firing at me from the guard towers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What about trying to get off the phone?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Somehow I get through the crying and I keep running.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I couldn't. I would've insulted her.