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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Little firm, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.8s

Hands a little smelly?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-Maybe a little too firm? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Well, l-- I know, when I'm a little strapped...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.2s

I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-The government? -No, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Pull the old switcheroo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.3s

Or we don't even send the check...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...and change the nameplate to lchabod Crane?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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What the hell is a gander, anyway?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.2s

Why don't we smooth the head down to nothing...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...and then when they call, we pretend we're the cleaning service.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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The only reason I got out to get a bite today...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-I can't just leave. -That's the way they do it in Vegas.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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No, it's doing the same thing to someone that they did to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...I sometimes drop off my rent check having forgotten to sign it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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That could buy us some time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I had them, Jerry. They loved me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-And then? -I lost them.