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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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Yes. If he needs me, tell him I'm in my office!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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...to hire because he was fake handicapped.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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- Tell me. - All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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Well, I'm sure it's stupid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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I'm like a weed, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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I'm slippery as an eel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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- How are you? - I'm doing great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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I'm like Hitler's last days here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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I'm a weed in Hitler's bunker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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They'll never get me out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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Tried to sweat me out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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They signed me to a one-year contract.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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And then Mr. Costanza then remarked to me:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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- What's the matter? - I think I'm getting tired of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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They've downgraded me to some sort of a bunker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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Listen, could you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

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As long as I show up for work every day, they have to pay me.