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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- ...are a little short of perfection. - A little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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That's like dismantling a time bomb.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- How did it go? - Take a guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's exciting. She's gonna have a new face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Remember we talked about taking a trip together?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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The ironic thing is, if she had a smaller nose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Then what? - He still wins, but it's not a blowout.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- You bump into anybody you knew? - I had a job interview.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Because, believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a psychiatrist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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What's the word there? Offing. It's in the offing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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The doctor said they need to build the lateral wall of the septum. Over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Get the check. She takes the bandages off at 4:00.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- What's the matter? - No. Nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Oh, the nose job. Yeah...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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We could go to the Caribbean.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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But what would the world be like...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I look at her, I see the nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- The way he just says stuff. - He sure does.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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How can I not think about it? Look at the size of this thing.