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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Do I really have to buy her something?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- Can you see it? - It's hard to pretend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...because if anyone had said anything to me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...that you never breathe a word to anyone about...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Well, you didn't have to say it like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- You don't drink. - I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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He can't drink. He's an alcoholic. I told you to hold it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- What do you want me to do, not look? - Pretend you didn't know it was there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I want you out of here by the end of the day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I was sitting there in the office, and the cleaning woman comes in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...but the next thing I knew, she was mopping the floor with me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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He's a sportswriter for the Daily News.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...but I threw up from the Hennigan's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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Good thing the cleaning lady was there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...and he dragged me through the streets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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But I didn't want the change, Georgie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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- And how was it? - The sex was okay...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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...and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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What about the whole Christmas-spirit thing? Any flexibility there?