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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Impossible, right? - You got less than 60 seconds.

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That's like dismantling a time bomb.

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- You bump into anybody you knew? - I had a job interview.

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- How did it go? - Take a guess.

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Okay, thanks.

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- What's the matter? - No. Nothing.

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Because, believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a psychiatrist.

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I'm aware that my own physical dimensions...

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- ...are a little short of perfection. - A little.

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I go to bed, I tell myself, Don't think about the nose. I think about it.

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I look at her, I see the nose.

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- Have you said anything to her? - No. Could never do that.

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The ironic thing is, if she had a smaller nose...

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...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.

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And I really like her. I know that.

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And I know one other thing:

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How can I not think about it? Look at the size of this thing.

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Why don't you just commit yourself already?

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What's that splotch on your hand?

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You didn't wash all day?