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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What? We use it. - If you were using it, we wouldn't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Of course. They're giving a testimonial for your father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- You could do your comic routines. - Oh, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Don't sleep in there. Sleep in the bedroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- You'll be uncomfortable. - What about you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What about him? - Don't worry. He's comfortable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- I thought that you- - Not now. She's right inside.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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What happened?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What does that mean? - Well-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Where were they five years ago?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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It just goes to show you, you never know what-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...to a vegetable. It could just take right off at any time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- He's an idealist. - What are you looking for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Your father wouldn't say so, but he's really glad you came.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Oh, come on. - This is a big thing for him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Outgoing president of the condo association.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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What do you have to go scuba diving for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- For fun. - For fun?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Jack, what are you doing? - Stop it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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What did you take his pen for?