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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You- You- You can't live without being a banker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yeah, yeah. If I can't be a banker, I don't wanna live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to be loved and to be a banker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I'm not coming to your party!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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No. That's no reason to kill yourself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And this failure to become a banker...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I just talked to you 15 minutes ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Can you begin to comprehend what that means?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I was never able to become a banker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...but it was to save a man's life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and you would do anything to displease him!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, you'll never guess what happened to me today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You ever try to sleep in a hot room?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You gotta go with me to court. I'm contesting the ticket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I've slept in really hot rooms and wanted to kill myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You would cease to exist. You'd be gone for the rest of eternity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...I told him I was rushing because my friend was about to commit suicide.