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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.5s

Twenty years, I've never experienced anything like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.3s

Yeah, see, they like to sell their own coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.9s

Let a doctor put a balm on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.5s

Get me a café latte with a top.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.2s

- Is that gonna be a problem? - Yeah, it's a problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.2s

It's a clear violation of your rights as a consumer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.6s

- Jackie. I mean, we got a chance? - Do we have a chance?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.6s

So a maestro tells you to put a balm on, and you do it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.3s

It'll be a problem for them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.6s

- You take a sip? - Yes, I did.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.1s

- Was there a top on it? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.7s

Well, I think I take a normal sip.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.8s

I'm gonna get myself a free café latte.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.7s

You ever seen a balm? Didn't you read the instructions?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.8s

...you gonna walk out of there a rich man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.5s

- What you talking about, Maestro? - My friend's a conductor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.3s

I'll tell you what this is. It's a public humiliation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.5s

No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.3s

- I didn't know the balm would work. - Do you know what a balm is?