He's boring.

Can you hear me?

I mean, do you talk to people often?

I see. That's me as well. I never knew my parents either.

Mummy, Dad, come here! you won't believe what this snake is doing!

...l can't be a wizard.

But before you can take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses.

Now, while you're here, your house will be like your family.

Your triumphs will earn you points.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

Sorry.

The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily.

This is Crabbe, and Goyle.

When I call your name, you will come forth.

Now, once you've got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it.

Is he all right?

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

Give it here, Malfoy.

Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood, I have found you a Seeker.

- He's not Fred, I am. - Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?