"The Philosopher's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

I'll do the countercurse!

It's not real, the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night sky.

Wait a minute. "One of the teachers"?

The swish and flick. Good. Oh, and enunciate.

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

...that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students.

To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect...

- Jinxing the broom? What do we do? - Leave it to me.

And now, as I understand it, the house cup needs awarding.

- I'm Ron Weasley. - Pleasure.

Your triumphs will earn you points.

When I call your name, you will come forth.

Hermione Granger.

Hey, look! Neville's got a Remembrall.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

Have it your way, then.

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow.