"The Philosopher's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers.

Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.

Me dad's a Muggle. Mum's a witch.

That's not just a broomstick, Harry, it's a Nimbus 2000!

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

We've looked a hundred times!

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

Hey, look! Neville's got a Remembrall.

And a thirst to prove yourself.

Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.

Wait a minute. "One of the teachers"?

...brew glory and even put a stopper in death.

- Norbert? - Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

Understand? If I see a single broom in the air...

It's just a spell. Besides, It's the cards you want.

Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself...

She's a nightmare, honestly! No wonder she hasn't got any friends.

Turn it into rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before...