- I'm Ron Weasley. - Pleasure.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

I read about it in Hogwarts: A History.

Now, before we begin...

When I call your name, you will come forth.

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

Have it your way, then.

Welcome to Gryffindor.

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

Hermione, move!

Hogwarts teacher or not, I know a spell when I see one. I've read all about them.

This is light?

Nothing, I repeat, nothing...

- 50?! - Each.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

That's unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago.

I mean, how many people wander around with dragon eggs in their pockets?

Train's leaving. Go on. Come on, hurry up.