What happened to V...? To You-Know-Who?

Welcome to Gryffindor.

...to Neville Longbottom.

Finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies...

Next to him, who would suspect...

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

Will I have to wear that too?

See what I must do to survive?

...and those too weak to seek it.

They're an embarrassment to the wizarding world. All of them.

To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect...

Clearly, Hermione knows. Seems a pity not to ask her.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

It is time it was returned to you. Use it well."

At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in.

As an antidote to your ignorance, and on my desk, by Monday morning...

Now, once you've got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it.

Where, Mr Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.