...is that when we go out, we're going to buy you two new presents. How's that, pumpkin?

He's boring.

But before you can take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses.

Now, while you're here, your house will be like your family.

Your triumphs will earn you points.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

Sorry.

This is Crabbe, and Goyle.

Thank you.

When I call your name, you will come forth.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

All you've got do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10.

Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself...

I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick.

...is it, Mr. Potter?

powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Dead.

Turn it into rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before...

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

- Bit early for mail, isn't it? - But I never get mail.

That's not just a broomstick, Harry, it's a Nimbus 2000!