I am your host, Michael Scott, and I just want to tell you

- But where would we go ? - Be prepared to hold it folks, from 9 AM...

What..., what is..., I mean, come on Jan ! You're dropping a A-bomb on me here !

I was out on a very very hot date last night with a girl from HR Dwight.

I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage.

The Dundies, how can I explain it ? A word to auto mated,

- This is a bowler ! - I know ! They didn't have any businessmen so...

So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundee winners ?

Thanks, I do check her pupils to make sure that wasn't a concoction.

It's a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnack,

Ok, no that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear on the flyers. Fun, F-U-N.

You fell a no, no This isn't just a name

I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out.

- It's a two and a half hour drive from New York Michael.

We need something to caution her head, throw a pillow, a cush ?

- Oh, no you didn't. - I think I did.

- Ok, look I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year,

So I killed, almost !

Oh I can't, because I keep them hidden, I don't wanna look at them and get cocky.

No man, I mean I slave all day, nobody notices me.