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The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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I enjoy having breakfast in bed.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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So, most nights before I go to bed,

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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Then go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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I go back to sleep again.

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Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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It is delicious. It's good for me.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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It's a perfect way to start the day.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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Today, I got up, I stepped onto the grill, and it clamped down on my foot.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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Hello? Please don't send Dwight.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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Morning, everyone.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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God willing.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.

The Office (2005) - S02E12 The Injury

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Oh, did you explain why?