for your girlfriend? Girlfriend, yes.

The shipping place closes in a half hour.

But there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better,

Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches.

Attention in the office, please.

Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason,

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In case you'd remember, I was defending my honor.

A man, sitting several seats down, who has a gold face,

a big surprise. Ok?

It's a pencil cup.

Are you really in charge of picking an healthcare plan?

You mean, like a ham?

Why not, Dwight? This is a movie.

Oh, man, is that a Prism DuroSport?

Aw man, am I a woman?

This is a ridiculously awful plan.

... today I am going to break some rules and you can have a conference room your Spaulding pathfinder Thursday which are meeting in their eleventh well

Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.

It'd be a great icebreaker! And your veil.