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The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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I think one of the greatest things about modern America

The Office (2005) - S02E19 Michael's Birthday

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The exact moment when you emerged from your mother's vaginal canal.

The Office (2005) - S02E22 Casino Night

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He was buried in it, so family heirloom.

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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There's no time to think about it, this is real.

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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Michael...

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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Sorry. Please don't do that.

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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Okay, I'm sorry. What is going on in there?

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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Why is he here? What are you doing?

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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I can't tell you. You have to tell me.

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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I don't have to tell you anything. Look, Michael,

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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I know you don't want to have to think about this,

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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but if something were to happen to you, God forbid,

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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then I would need to know in order to take over.

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, okay?

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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I'm in the best shape of my life. Look at this.

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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Yeah, but that doesn't matter, you could get a brain aneurysm...

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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I'm not going to get... ... or hit by a car...

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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Stop. ... or a bus or a train.

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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You could get poisoned, fall down a well, step on a mine, choke.

The Office (2005) - S02E09 E-Mail Surveillance

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Why don't you just go away?