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damage to company property.

Assistant to the regional manager.

Assistant to the Regional Manager.

I'm just about to tell exeryone

Do you want me to tell them?

It's just that we need to know

You have to eat it out there,

Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me,

Hold on a second, I think Pam wanted to say something, Pam?

Pam? Maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings.

So you can't say for sure whether it's gotta to be us or them.

Now, I know there's some rumors out there, and I just kind want to see .

And yeah, Jim, now is the time to stop pulling Dwight's personal effects into jello.

Well yeah it is a promise, and frankly I'm a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it.

He still loves that after seven years!

Dwight, what are you doing?

- What?