You might remember testing my urine a few years back

I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him.

but it's more of a personal suggestion.

Welcome to eighth annual Dundies awards ! Before we get started, a few announcements :

That's weird. A dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.

Well, I'm not asking for a raise.

Jim, for instance, has a huge tell.

Yeah, I got a 78-2-8 <?daisy?>, I've bought her for 1200, fixed it up, now worth three grand.

Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason,

It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.

This is a message for the entire office.

here's a little tip for your performance review.

has a gun good Kentucky for second and private I don't think some you just take a second nd just for a minute penalties

That's actually a test-prep book.... for Phone. What?

Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?

I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease.

Hey, Michael, Ryan needs a number for the count off.

Michael can I talk to you for a second please?

Michael, can I talk to you for a moment? Oh, God.

So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael.