Because I would kick his ass.

a ton of 14-year-old girls who could kick his ass.

Ain't no party like a Scranton party 'cause a Scranton party don't stop!

Don't be mad, it is a business trip.

So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael.

or choose a new gift.

I didn't know that you were at a party on Saturday night.

You guys should use a hand truck.

Come on. It's a shamrock keychain. Good luck.

Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.

You're a good guy. You, too.

A real man makes his own luck. Billy Zane, Titanic.

He didn't tell the truth a lot.

I got a splinter. Well, suck it up. We all have problems.

the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift.

I guess I do have a gay friend.

She's hard and severe. She could be a gay woman.

Find out if there's a way to tell by just looking at them.

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