"A shot of Midori, perhaps?"

Dwight.... brought it in here and made copies of it.

So, Pam told me you do a great Stanley impression. I'd love to hear it.

I am a practitioner of Goju-Ryu Karate

Are you really in charge of picking an healthcare plan?

is sad is a house that he did pretty good your horrible this one's really good for a hot date yeah

So if this office is in fact a ship,

You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?

Well, let me offer you a little piece of advice.

- Oh, that's a good idea. - And mine are at home, in a display case about my bed.

This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer,

What was the ninth-place prize again? A loaf of bread?

Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches.

Just knock, please, as a sign of respect for your superior.

I could put in a good word for you 'cause I'll still be working here.

had a stall you have a perfect pop once you buy her I one of hers purses are for girls toy that's not necessarily true do

I mean that's something right there true plus I can talk to about the origins of my last name it's all gold guys are usually my best customers they buy the high end stuff like the beads in the sequence and stuff for