Seriously, if you left here, I would blow my brains out.

Pam, can I see you in my office?

In case you'd remember, I was defending my honor.

I just wanted to say that, just, my mom's coming in today.

I know. I sent away for it in July from a catalog.

I haven't been on a first date in nine years.

And I went against my better judgment and I gave her a Save-the-Date.

And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss.

So I put out a bunch of extra candy on my desk

Hey, Pam. It's Jim. I have a doctor's appointment in the city,

Ok, I will be out in a few minutes so it's lame

But I just am not in a place right now where I'm looking for a relationship.

And I did a little in college, and I'd still love to do something

Just have a seat, I was gonna call you in anyway, you know Ryan?

kidding ... so you got big plans this week I well I think in a CKD really yeah but he hasn't Amanda

moms Anita mom discussing their way for my mom to it and I would be all over that if I was a big fan we're

Tim's a great guy he's like a brother to me for like best friends in the office and I really hope you find someone you

as cool well she might know great okay okay go ahead back I think in order to be a ladies man it's

... today I am going to break some rules and you can have a conference room your Spaulding pathfinder Thursday which are meeting in their eleventh well