A little bit of...

Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out.

Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,

Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason,

And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which for me,

and also because of Dwight too.

- It's kind of private, - It's about Michael !

Can I get a drink ?

Sing on a song dude !

What..., what is..., I mean, come on Jan ! You're dropping a A-bomb on me here !

- Good bye. - Good night, have a good night.

That is defacement of company property, so you'd better tell me.

- Yeah, let's get out of here. - Guys, where are you going ?

- Hey hum, can I ask you a question ? - Shoot.

and now he's making me look through hours of footage to find highlights.

That's the type of song we're gonna play to the ladies, Hit it Dwight !

- I just wanted to say thanks. - That's not really a question.

We are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.

This is the part where Kevin stands in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.

The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away