Now, I have studied drama at Yale, Harvard, Princeton, and Dartmouth, and I am probably the only living man who can accomplish this difficult cultural metamorphosis in the brief time available.

It combines drama, pathos, suspense.

You think I'm made of money or something?

Looks like everybody in Hollyrock has come to see the telecast.

Lucky for us we're friends of the stars.

Look, Betty. There's Fred and the producer.

You can run along now, J.B. I'll take over from here.

After all, I'm the star.

Be sure and have that spotlight on me all the time.

Here's some music I wrote last night. Use it to bridge into the second act.

If you forget a line don't worry, I will cover for you.

I gotta stop him. If the show goes over I'll be saddled with him for the whole season.

And I can't take that.

Come to the window, Wilma.

Hi, Betty. What's up?

They're going to announce the winners on that slogan contest we entered.

- Hurry over. - Warm up the set, I'll be right there.

Gee, Wilma.

- Do you think we stand a chance? - I don't know why not.

We figured out some pretty good slogans together.