I walk through the curtains with this raccoon.

No trouble at all.

Oh, that's all right.

Jethro get there all right?

Well, no bother at all.

Looks like Jethro done all right.

I told you again and again, the house is no place for them.

I played all over Oklahoma and Texas.

Well, I mean, she's younger and all.

Why don't we all sashay out to the kitchen?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

This here is my favorite room in the whole house, because this is where Granny keeps the vittles.

I cornered her and sweet-talked her and all.

All right, boy, you got enough to get you started?

In the early American wilderness, your enemies will take all they can get.

Uncle Jade, if they was a pretty girl on the other side of this house, I'd jump clean over it.

Oh, it ain't as simple as all that, even if you should find the right girl.

That kind of worried me too, especially her talking about playing all over Oklahoma and Texas.

The girl, the one and only, Miss, uh...

The Beverly Hillbilly.