You hear him talk, the butlers don't get wet when it rains.

How come the Drysdales are giving us so much rain stuff when it ain't supposed to rain out here?

I was playing with it by the cement pond, and the chain broke, and it got away, and I just can't find it.

And the hair's longer and it smells sweet when you snuggle it up to.

And if it's again the law to make a little rheumatism medicine, then take me to the chain gang.

When you was a baby and you needed it, I spanked you.

Can't you remember how it was when you was a boy?

I know you don't like it when I say that, but you like it when the young fellas around here come in saying it, and they will.

Now, when I drop this starch and powder in it, quick, close it, press it to your heart, and say, darling, darling, my true love,

When you simmer this in slippery elm tea, it is first rate for chills and fever.

Wouldn't it be worth waiting for if one of these days there come a knock on the door, and we go to answer it, and we open up the door, and standing there would be Mary Pickford.

So obviously, when she ran into Jethro in your office, he heard the music and thought... And thought it was love.

Now, you take this home and have Jethro wear it when he comes to school in the morning.

You just pick up the phone, tell me how much you want and when you want it, and it'll be here like that.

I sure wish I could invite you into the kitchen for some coffee and bittles, but Granny is so mean and cantankerous when it comes to... Pearl!

Well, Aunt Pearl said a body had to be weighed down and took care of when it gets to be your age.

The way I got it figured, when the golf comes out of his hole to get his eggs back, you shoot him.

When it comes to charms and potions, you might just as well not commence unless you've got the midnight moonlight caught fully-grown newt.

Well, when I wanted to plow up our front yard and make a garden, it was the Drysdale who said I had an order.

Earl's got a hankering to get into society, and I says, well, I hear tell when it comes to society, Miss Drysdale's one of the first hogs to the trough.