Hi-fi?

...and Carruthers his hi-fi.

That's, 'fi they read the Gotham City Herald.

I'll have another go at the hi-fi, madam.

Uh, no doubt some of his hi-fi equipment needs adjusting.

Now we've got some science fiction for you, some ski-fi

You still don't think we should call the Caped Crusader?

When books, records and files are involved, Chief O'Hara...

I think that we should try to tackle the problem ourselves...

but when it comes to tampering with the buildings of our fine city...

we have no other choice.

I think I found it, Bruce.

I'm afraid you spoke too soon, sir. Let me answer it for you.

I can always think up a bit of a taradiddle.

No, Alfred, if the commissioner needs us, this is no time for a white lie, even the smallest.

- Yes, commissioner? - I'm afraid it's the Joker again, Batman.

We'll be right there.

To the Batpoles.

We're having the locks replaced in this building.

And when the new keys arrived today, this was in with them.