My goodness, I got... I got family obligations, you know.

Here's your hair back.

Y'all come back now, hear?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

One meal and they'll carry him right back.

And I'll be here when you get back.

I have brought your son back safe and sound.

Oh, boy, I can't wait to get back to California.

I told you one meal and they'd bring him back.

Now she can leave town with her chin up and her head thrown back.

Oh, no, Pearl, it's fun, all right, but it just ain't worth fighting your way back upstream.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.