Hey, you've got flour all over your face.

Poor girl could drown just crossing the street.

Granny, the girl don't know that much English.

Take your shoes off.

Jeth, could we please call off our gladiator?

Well, why do you keep putting it off, pal?

Now you get up from there and take off that dress.

Says just cut her off in a wheelbarrow and dump her in a hole.

I'm gonna load my shotgun with rock salt and take the hide off both of us.

If I don't get her out, there's going to be rock salt bouncing off every wall.

Uh, Miss Maria, ma'am, well, first off, I want to say that, uh, we're real pleased with your vittles.

My son-in-law Jed had brought home a wild young wench to take my place.

Eddie!

Yes, Gabriel?

I'm Jed.

No, no!

You ain't gonna give this to your girlfriend.

It's my funeral dress, and it was my mama's funeral dress.

Your mama's?

She fell in the swamp and never got to you.