Well, this is a blue jay.

Dash, this is the famous Professor Biddle I've been telling you about.

A blue jay, a robin, an owl, a dove?

They live in the mountains, do they?

Well, they live mostly in caves and on rock ledges.

I'm just living there to be near my friends, the condors.

Well, at present, I'm living in a little shack up in the mountains.

Ellie May, I should like you to meet the famous ornithologist and founder of Biddles Bird Watchers, Professor P. Casper Biddle, Ellie May Clampett.

Speaking of gophers, do you remember that bucktooth family that used to live up on Piney Ridge?

The professor is the only human being who has ever managed to live in prolonged and intimate contact with that rare and remarkable bird?