We could buy two or three firetrucks if Granny was first lady.

Oh, there ain't time.

You ain't got time.

Ain't that just like a great man?

It's spelled with two G's.

That ain't gonna be too much trouble, Mr. Drysdale?

I've run out of California cities.

Well, you two get your talking done?

It ain't everybody can say, uh, the mayor of Bug Tussle slept here.

I ripped it out of the upstairs hallway.

This may be telling tales out of school, but it wasn't politics that brought the mayor out here.

Let's go out front and be ready.

Granny says she ain't gonna serve vittles till the mayor sits in front of the fireplace and has a glass of her elderberry wine.

Did anyone ever figure out what that meant?

I reckon you're wondering why I came out here.

Now, get it out of the way so the mayor can drive up.

And I can't afford to have Jed Clampett find out.

You'll be a knight in rusty armor before you get $100,000 out of me.

Come on out where you can see the banner I made.

You've done everything but come right out and ask for your hand.