And then, uh...

You can buy step ladders and garden hoses and cheeseburgers.

I'm fine, and yourself?

He grabbed his wife and went to hugging and kissing again.

When you marry up with the Countess, are you gonna live in a castle with a moat and a drawbridge and a tower and a dungeon and knights in iron suits fighting with swords and lances and rescuing damsels in distress?

Turnip greens and tonic gravy.

I'll just up and quit!

I was halfway home and she come running after me, yelling and screaming.

And perhaps I'd better do the talking.

And she's coming to see you.

He grabbed his wife and kissed her.

Now you get upstairs and mow that stubble off your face and put on some decent clothes.

And if she gets picked, don't you come crying to me, and that's all I'm gonna say.

Now, you and Ellie take him into the pantry and wash him out good with my lye soap.

You told me and Ellie that... Get out!

He's counting big on that castle and all.

Supposing you and the Countess don't get along together?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

The longer the name, the shorter the bank account.

Uncle Jed says it's all right to go ahead and get the uniform and the license, but then we got to come right back here and talk it over some more.