I can't doctor dogs and stuff mattresses at the same time.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Let's have a closer look at that poodle, miss.

He at it again.

It ain't time to learn him.

Well, you might just win yourself a prize at Miss Drysdale's dog show.

One million dollars in cash.

He can't do one single trick.

I was shot at, mobbed by wild dogs.

You know, young fella, I've ridden a lot of cars, finest in the world, but I've never enjoyed a ride as much as this one.

At his age, he just wants to remember it.

That's a... That's a dog!

I get stuff thrown at me, and the dogs get kissed.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Drysdale's holed up in that tin wagon throwing stuff at me again.

Do you think you can get him well in time for the dog show?

Be a buddy.

You're a doctor.

It's worth a try.

A haul, Mr. Clampett.