Everybody to the fancy eating room for lunch.

You're the queen of the kitchen.

Heard of them?

Get out of there.

You know, throughout the length and breadth of this country, the artistry of Flatt and Scruggs epitomizes the sturdy vital music of our native soil.

They are the house guests of Jed Clampett.

Imagine at the crack of dawn like this.

Scruggs has been called the Paganini of the five-string banjo.

Now get him out of here.

Are you girls out of bed yet?

Why, I'm an aficionado of their music.

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs, progenitors and acknowledged masters of that style of music known as bluegrass.

But there'll be dozens of girls to look at.

Them lazy women of yours ready for breakfast yet?

There's got to be some way of playing hooky.

Bluegrass, schmoograss, get all this stuff out of here.

What he needs from the catalogue is delivery of someone to love.

Yeah, it's the only way we can get our wives out of bed in the morning.

You never can tell when you'll run into a bunch of them.

We will soon be inundated by a wave of beautiful, talented girls.