I'll be the hero of the banking business from coast to coast.

Well, that's the beauty of it, boy.

To make a coffin of pine for that neighbor of mine.

The Drysdale System for the Rehabilitation of Half-Wit Hillbillies.

She's no secretary of mine.

Not in front of the Clampetts, do you know?

A piece of his skull come loose.

Churn soft and you take advantage of it.

Worst case of magnesia I ever did see.

Don't look now, but the mama bird just throwed the papa bird out of the nest.

Now, you'll be the envy of every bird watcher in town.

This is the face of a scholar, a sixth-grade graduate.

In fact, I am the founder and the president of the G-A-H-A-B Society.

I was the top secretary to the top executive of the top insurance company in this entire city.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Details, details, but no one's interested in that side of the story.

Tell me, rich young intellectual, what was the subject of your dissertation?

He's got me playing a part of a country route.

I'll be super banker and zoom out of the sky to rescue the destitute, starving hillbillies.

Well, there's a couple of more, ma'am, but... Oh, you anthropoid!