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Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

2.6s

The best years of my life are over.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror II - S03E07

1.9s

Get a good haul this year?

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror II - S03E07

2.3s

is a ten-year-old boy?

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

1.7s

I'm a bachelor for life.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VII - S08E01

3.4s

I understand. All those years caged up in here-

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

2.8s

"Smear the years away."

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

1s

I'm a good girl,

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

3.3s

What a haul this year. I love Halloween.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

3.5s

Maybe your being a girl will come in handy for once.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

2.2s

Life with the Simpsons.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

1.4s

Every year, it's the same thing.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror II - S03E07

2.6s

Before last year's Halloween show...

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror II - S03E07

3.1s

Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VII - S08E01

4.1s

Ah, great. Stuck in this lousy tub for the rest of my life.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

1.5s

she's a good girl and she never--

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

1.5s

Have you been a good little girl?

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror IX - S10E04

3.9s

You're a super girl though. I'll call you sometime.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

3.8s

Look. To you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VII - S08E01

3.7s

My God! I've created life.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror IX - S10E04

4.7s

where she will be guaranteed a lucrative civil service job for life.