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Married with Children (1987) - S03E04 Family

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Five days? Oh, man!

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I'm a dead man.

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Oh, son, you're the man of the family now.

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Let's pretend Bud's a man and kill him.

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"Paint the house, plant the lawn,

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fix the toilet, clean the gutters,"

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We're the ones who have the periods.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E04 Family

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You ignore the children, you neglect the house,

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"caulk the windows,

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"do the laundry...

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And the way they leave the toilet seat up.

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"talk to the children."

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Where are the men?

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Men are the lowest.

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The great white hunters.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E04 Family

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Like the wily porcupine,

Married with Children (1987) - S03E04 Family

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So is the moose.

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and most of the women wound up menstruating at the same time.

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And the air smells great.

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Mine, like the black widow,