Love your hairdo.

It's not your fault.

Breaks your heart, doesn't it?

I'd like to use your phone, if I may.

Well, I was going to compliment you on your blouse.

Is that your hand on my leg?

I drove the truck that delivered it to your house one day.

Actually, they're in the bottom of your champagne bucket there.

Well, go get her job back before you lose your temper!

Actually, Paul, could I have another one of your chocolate soufflés?

Next thing you know, she'll be doing the backstroke on your waterbed.

It's just that... with all your obnoxious come-ons and everything, I never...

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came

Yeah, but the records show unequivocally that the bar did better under Sam's direction than yours.

a slight pay cut and go back to school for your MBA and share the office with me.

You wanna be where you can see Our troubles are all the same You wanna be where everybody knows your name You wanna go where people know People are all the same You wanna go where everybody knows your name

Sammy, you might as well make that entry in your diary right now, because no mortal woman can resist this package.

Oh, Miss Howell, uh, by the way, Midtown Mercedes called, and they said you can pick up your car any time.

You just go back over there and do whatever it was you were doing, and I will get out of your life forever.