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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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Does it seem to you that the ventriloquist dummy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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...has a very active sexual, social life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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He's always talking about dates and women that he knows...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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...and bringing them back to the suitcase at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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There's always a sawdust joke in there somewhere, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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He says kinky things, because he's made out of wood...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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...and he can spin his head around.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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We're somehow expected to believe...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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...because the face is so animated...

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...they think we're not noticing the feet are just swinging there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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Dummy feet never look really right, do they?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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They're just kind of dangling there. Always kind of askew, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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You always see a little ankle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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Those little thin, fabric ankles that they have, you know.

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You think, I don't think this thing is real.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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Are you kidding me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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Let me speak with the head librarian. It's absurd.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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An overdue book from 1971?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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This is a joke, right? What are you, from a radio station?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

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Okay, you got me. I fell for it.